Look at where you are darling. This is about woke; an organized enforcement of morality AGAINST straight white males such as myself. My concern is artistic license and self-respect.

I really enjoy the art form of movies and TV. But I’m sick of being rudely torn from the fantasy with virtue-signaling, especially the kind that specifically disincludes me. Worse, it disenfranchises me. It teaches others it’s ok to disenfranchise me in my personal life. Straight white males are under attack precious. Or shall I say, Precious?

I don’t believe you actually worry about me. I think that was a passive-aggressive insult. I think you hate straight white males. It may surprise you that I’m a proud liberal. What do you think about that hippopotamus?

Somewhere in that review, you went from “I liked the movie but hated that the grandson was wimpy” to “Any time a white male character takes a humorous pratfall, society is conspiring against white males. How evil!”

Sometimes a movie review says more about the reviewer than the movie itself. I have to admit that there are a lot of popular movies and television shows that rub me the wrong way because they trigger my own hurt feelings, and I get offended by what I see and hear, too.

I worry about you, honestly. I wonder how badly you’ve been hurt.

White males portrayed in Hollywood tend to be boyish, soft, reflexively apologetic, weak, undignified, childish, whiny and incompetent. Always at least one of these characteristics and the grandson in this movie has them ALL Yuck. I consider this a form of woke. An apology to the audience. Isn’t demeaning yourself for all of posterity a signal to all of society on behalf of your ilk?

Caricatures undermining the dignity and authority of white males have been around for a long time; Dick Van Dyke tripping over the ottoman like a buffoon or the loathesome Charlie Brown, a model for low self esteem in young white males. By the way how can an impressionable child appreciate the pathos of Charlie Brown? They can’t. They don’t. Charles Schulz is a sick self-indulgent b*****d. He’s worse than a pedo.

I hate Dick Van Dyke. I hate Charlie Brown.

Malcolm was quite chadly however, but he’s the heavy. Never a break for the white male, eh Hollywood? Even Kevin Costner in the recent Horizon pre-apologized to the audience for portraying a white male as an alpha with the humiliation and domination of white males by a black male in the opening scenes.

Here are the rules for being a white male. Don’t grow facial hair. Don’t grow long hair. Your masculinity is expressed in your purpose. Walk with a purpose. Talk with a purpose. Keep yourself fit and strong. Be capable of fighting other men. Dress to be taken seriously. Always guard your dignity like a hawk. Always guard your reputation like a hawk. Say what you mean, mean what you say. Have your self-esteem in sharp focus. Should it even have to be said? Watching Hollywood’s portrayal of white men YES IT HAS TO BE SAID.

Mr Brady where have you gone?

Good recommend but you’re still on thin ice with me Cheswick because of your vile political and religious affiliations and you still owe me and Biden an apology for your merchandise.