Bob Marley: One Love

Bob Marley: One Love might be a good movie, or it might be garbage, but you'll have to wait for the subtitles to find out.
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Starring
Kingsley Ben-Adir, Lashana Lynch
Director
Reinaldo Marcus Green
Rating
PG-13
Genre
Biography, Drama, Music
Release date
February 14, 2024
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Watching Bob Marley: One Love is like having a conversation on a cell phone with bad reception. The person on the other end might be divulging the secrets of the universe, or it could be a recipe for mediocre biscuits, but you'll never know because you can only understand every third word.
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The Rastafari religion emerged in Jamaica during the 1930s, inspired by Marcus Garvey’s Pan-African teachings and the belief that Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie I was the messiah. It gained prominence among several communities in Jamaica, particularly among Afro-Jamaicans. Rastafari emphasizes Afrocentrism, the concept of one love, and the use of cannabis as a sacrament. Over time, it has spread globally, influencing various aspects of culture, music, and social movements.

Bob Marley: One Love

Bob Marley seemingly had an interesting life. He was abandoned by his mother at the age of 10 and left to raise himself in the unstable and violent ruins of what was only years before Colonial Jamaica. Later, he was targeted for execution for daring to sing songs about peace and love. All the while, he maintained a complex relationship with his wife, full of mistresses and dual families. Were Bob Marley: One Love to have spent more than a few minutes on these things, perhaps the film would have been compelling.

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Instead, three-quarters of One Love tells the tale of what was ostensibly the easiest time in his life. After narrowly avoiding an assassination attempt, Marley moves his wife and children to the United States to live with his mother while he spends a bachelor’s year in England writing and playing music in his room, writing and playing music with his band, and writing and playing music in the studio.

Then, in a massive twist, he spends another year playing music in stadiums around Europe and the U.S., all the while being ripped off by his agent: a moment given all of three minutes of screen time.

It’s possible that even this time in his life, which appeared to possibly be a mix of both fun and poignancy, could have been engaging and thought-provoking. Unfortunately, most audiences will never know because 70% of this film is utterly unintelligible, and the 30% that is isn’t contiguous but consists of broken bits of randomly understood words or phrases swallowed up in hyper-realistic Jamaican accents.

Ultimately, where the narrative falls flattest (assuming that I was able to get this gist of things from what I could understand) is that Bob Marley’s music didn’t change anything. It didn’t end war or poverty. It didn’t enhance the prosperity of anyone (writ large) outside of Marley’s financial circle. It certainly didn’t change Jamaica’s geopolitics. Yet the film pulls a muscle, trying to convince the audience otherwise.

Perhaps the best way to sum up the movie is with that of its closing vignette. As Marley makes his triumphant return to Jamaica in order to play a “unity” concert, the film ends with a series of title cards, one of which says something to the effect that “in a symbolic show of unity, Marley brought Jamaica’s two bitter and violent political rivals together on stage.” Then we see actual footage of the event in which these two miserable-looking politicians are uncomfortably pulled together to join hands over Marley’s head. He then voices a meaningless platitude, and we fade to black.

Of course, nothing changed after that. The two politicians couldn’t get off stage and away from one another fast enough, and in the two years between this moment and an election that ushered in an era of global-scale drug smuggling, nearly a thousand people were murdered amidst the political conflicts.

Trying to make meaningless things meaningful isn’t a great recipe for engrossing cinema. Combine that with incomprehensible dialogue and a rather boring 3/4 of a film, and you’re better off parking you and your special someone on the couch and watching a little-known classic like Somewhere In Time for Valentine’s Day.

 

WOKE ELEMENTS

 

Rastafari
  • The Rastafari religion is an always heretical, sometimes racist Abrahamic faith that believes that Emperor Haile Selassie, who ruled Ethiopia between 1930 and 1945, was the second coming of Christ.
    • The religion gets the bulk of the narrative’s goodwill. It isn’t just treated as something Marley believed in but is revered in the film.
      • So much so that an important narrative refrain that haunts Marley throughout his life, ***SPOILER*** a dream about his white colonial father on horseback chasing him through burning sugarcane fields, is transformed into Black Jesus to take Marley to Heaven to symbolize that he has been able to find peace. ***END SPOILER***
      • In another scene that does nothing to further the story in any way, a stoned-out-of-his-mind Rastafari leader makes certain to disdainfully remind Marley and the audience that their “god is not a white man with blond hair and blue eyes. [Their] god is Black.”
        • This is said with full venom, and the scene ends.

 

Oh Golly, Gee
  • There’s a mostly intelligible joke made at a white guy’s expense; the only thing that is understandable is “white boy” and their laughter at him.
  • Another white guy is shown to be a complete stiff for comedic purposes.
    • He can’t understand what Marley and his band are saying, and they laugh at him…but guess what? Ain’t nobody understand him.

 

Aye Be Rabadaba Non-Deybadoo Colonization
  • Something, something, conquering. Britain bad – something, something, colonization.
    • Maybe this was a legitimate argument, or maybe it was woke nonsense; after all, the Brits left Jamaica the year Marley was born, but who can tell? Half of the movie is unintelligable.

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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

14 comments

  • Tuffle

    February 13, 2024 at 8:09 pm

    You sir, are a very good writer. It’s a joy to read your reviews.

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  • SLEDGE

    February 14, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    What shines through your review is how shockingly little research you did to understand the film you reviewed. I LOVED every bit of our Patois language that was intentionally used in the script. It made for a richer narrative and I understood every word. It is better to just admit when you don’t know the history, people, or the language of millions of people. One Love!

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    • James Carrick

      February 14, 2024 at 11:17 pm

      Based on your ridiculous comment, you’ll likely be unwilling to grasp this, but there’s no correlation between studying the history of a dialect and then being able to understand said dialect when it is spoken, at least not in any meaningful measurement.

      Furthermore, in theater, it is a well-established practice to slightly modify one’s speech, regardless of dialect, so as to be better understood by audiences. It’s called diction, and every beginners theater class works on it with their actors.

      When dealing with dialects that the American ear traditionally has trouble understanding, it is common for studios to hire specialized dialect coaches to help actors stay as true to the spirit of the dialect as possible while still being intelligible to mass audiences.

      This is just good business. For example, were Braveheart to have leaned into a period and geographical accurate Scottish brogue, the movie wouldn’t have done nearly as well as it had because most English speaking audiences wouldn’t have understood what was being said.

      Also, since we’re discussing understanding, you do understand that your personal ability to decipher what was being said in no way effects anyone else else on the planet, right?

      I’m happy that you were able to understand what was being said and, therefore, was able to more fully appreciate the film, but that doesn’t make it any easier for me or anyone else to understand.

      As far as research is concerned, are you honestly under the delusion that I would have enough time leading up to the film’s release to immerse myself in the dialect sufficiently to understand what’s being said? You can’t possibly believe that that’s a reasonable expectation for audiences.

      Good luck to you and may the one true God’s blessings be upon you.

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      • Lisa

        February 15, 2024 at 8:10 am

        Tell him!!

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      • Obama living rent free in fascist minds

        February 28, 2024 at 4:03 pm

        The one true god, would that be the flying spaghetti monster or zoroaster? Buddha perhaps? Thor? Quetzalcoatl?

        Oh, you’re one of those close minded people who thinks your imaginary friend is real and all other options are impossible. How arrogant is that?

        Humans were not created but evolved from another species, Noah’s ark/global flood did’t happen and the exodus from Egypt is a made up BS story.

        Christiians killed 250+ million people during history. Pure evil.

        Books that support genocide and slavery don’t deserve attention anyhow.

        Heil Drumpf!

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    • Jamman Mic

      February 22, 2024 at 9:06 pm

      Ziggy wanted it this way. I respect that.

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      • Bunny With A Keyboard

        February 28, 2024 at 4:46 pm

        If you ever find yourself questioning which religion is correct, check to see which one evil people will go out of their way to attack, while giving all others a pass.

        Notice how Thor and Quetzalcoatl get mentioned but how it’s completely glossed over how Vikings and the Aztecs killed people. Also note how it’s completely unmentioned that atheists have the highest tally for deaths.

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  • Mack

    February 16, 2024 at 10:20 am

    Love the review, but you are wrong about saying they should have changed the dialect. Rastafari is a religion/cult and Bob Marley is their messiah. If they had changed the way he spoke the backlash would have been severe, probably tanking the film in the process. They could have added subtitles, but that too would have been seen as disrespectful to the man a lot of people worship. I don’t think they really had a choice.

    It’s like the movie The Passion of the Christ being spoken in Aramaic. Yes, there was at least subtitles, but sometimes in order to truly know the man, you have to hear them speak the language they spoke, dialect and all.

    Maybe this movie would be best viewed on dvd, where you have a choice to have subtitles.

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  • Kimberly

    February 16, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    James ~ “Utterly unintelligible” is a great way to describe what I was thinking about the dialog when I walked out of the theater. I look forward to reading more of your reviews.

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  • Bunny With A Keyboard

    February 24, 2024 at 4:51 pm

    In the movie Snatch, they had Brad Pitt speaking some obscure dialect. As I understand it, they also had subtitles even in the theater.

    When you see an anime movie in an American movie theater, it’s either dubbed or subtitled. This is because they understand that the dialogue is important.

    By contrast, Chewbacca never got any subtitles because he wasn’t saying anything important. He didn’t even get a medal.

    They don’t usually put subtitles for people speaking Spanish in American movies, either, and if you watch the subtitles, all you get is [speaks in Spanish]. So if you don’t know Spanish or if you’re hard of hearing, you’ll never know what’s being said.

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    • James Carrick

      February 24, 2024 at 5:24 pm

      In The Passion of The Christ, actors speak a mixture of Aramaic, Hebrew, and Latin. It was Mel Gibson’s intention to release the film without subtitles, which would have precluded about 99.95% of the world from being able to understand 100% of the film. Reportedly, he was dead set against their inclusion until he started test screening the film and realized that audiences were not as engaged with the film as he’d hoped.

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  • Bunny With A Keyboard

    February 25, 2024 at 10:48 am

    People of at least reasonable intelligence or higher will learn from their mistakes or the mistakes of others.

    By contrast, the woke never learn. They do the same thing over and over and expect a different result.

    People call that insanity. I think it’s just a lack of any reasonable level of intelligence.

    Granted, it doesn’t take much intelligence to see through woke propaganda.

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  • Gary

    February 29, 2024 at 10:08 am

    Not sure about recommending Somewhere In Time as an alternative for a Bob Marley biopic. Not saying Somewhere In Time isn’t a classic wonder, (which it is, and any fan of romance classics should watch it) but it’s a decidedly unrelated subject matter for people looking to watch something related to the reggae icon.

    Instead, I recommend Marley (2012), a documentary that basically talks about the artist’s rise to reggae stardom, his musical talent, his imperfections, multiple mistresses, misguided (albeit well-intentioned) political views, and how ultimately his stubbornness and religious fanaticism was ultimately his downfall, since he could’ve taken care of his health issues early on instead of dying young.

    Bob Marley the icon is beloved by wokesters, but Bob Marley the man was fascinating, and he himself was ANYTHING but woke.

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    • James Carrick

      March 1, 2024 at 2:03 am

      I suggested Somewhere in Time because I felt that it would be a better movie to watch for Valentine’s Day, not because I was correlating the two.

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