- Rating
- TV-Y7
- Release date
- February 2, 2024
- Where to watch
- Netflix
Overall Score
Rating Overview
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Children Suitability
Parent Appeal
Non-Wokeness
Rating Summary
Orion and the Dark is a bit of a narrative jumble with the main story repeatedly being stopped by momentum killing and interruptive storytelling tropes. More than that, it's another testosterone zapping story about a weak little boy who's afraid of his own shadow. Even though, his anxiety isn't coddled, is this really something that is needed? Buy your son a BB gun and send him outside instead.
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James Carrick
James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.
